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tuld || what goes around comes around.. säger:
when r u goin back to ayia napa?
Ian säger:
beginnin may, bout u?
Ian säger:
cant wait!
tuld || what goes around comes around.. säger:
dunno. i finish school in 98 days, so i guess i'll go in june. miss napa so much..
Ian säger:
not that ur countin or anything!!!
tuld || what goes around comes around.. säger:
haha, no..
Ian säger:
goin wiv tove again?
tuld || what goes around comes around.. säger:
hope so.
Ian säger:
chris not goin (bet ur sad bout that!!!) me mate ben cumin but e just as nuts!
tuld || what goes around comes around.. säger:
haha, yeh i miss the cunt so much.. sorry, i bet he's nice. not to me, tho.
oh, sounds.. scary! who is he?
Ian säger:
wot ya mean who is he, u dont know him, wot can i tell ya, except e wont abuse as much as chris did......well, probably not!
tuld || what goes around comes around.. säger:
haha, i hope so.
Ian säger:
wot u hope he does abuse u? ur sick! get ya kicks from bein abused do ya!!!
tuld || what goes around comes around.. säger:
haha, NO! i meant i hope he wont do that. jeez..
tuld || what goes around comes around.. säger:
u gonna stay the entire summer?
Ian säger:
yeah, if ya gonna do it, do it properly, thats wot i say
tuld || what goes around comes around.. säger:
WORD.
Ian säger:
wot r u black now!
tuld || what goes around comes around.. säger:
yep.
Ian säger:
in that case, im hearin nigga!
tuld || what goes around comes around.. säger:
i wanna move to the UK, but i always hear england's expensive. i'd prob die over there.
Ian säger:
not that bad, earn more an spend more, like cyprus but backwards!
tuld || what goes around comes around.. säger:
haha, ok.
Ian säger:
id go austrailia
tuld || what goes around comes around.. säger:
would be great. i'm scared of all the snakes & spiders & crocodiles tho.
Ian säger:
at least hot
tuld || what goes around comes around.. säger:
true. i found a flat in sydney the other day, in the harbor. £1 550 000.
Ian säger:
cheap then
tuld || what goes around comes around.. säger:
i'm gonna marry thierry henry, then move.
Ian säger:
1 little problem
Ian säger:
u gotta get him divorced 1st but still gud plan
tuld || what goes around comes around.. säger:
hmm.. i'm gonna kill his wife, then marry him, & then move.
Ian säger:
cool
tuld || what goes around comes around.. säger:
yeh, i know.
tuld || what goes around comes around.. säger:
maybe i'll have to find someone else.
Ian säger:
remember me wen ya rich
tuld || what goes around comes around.. säger:
sure. i'm gonna buy the pirates inn car for u.
Ian säger:
an the bar!
tuld || what goes around comes around.. säger:
ok. i promise.
Ian säger:
iv got that in writin now so its legally binding!
tuld || what goes around comes around.. säger:
omg.
tuld || what goes around comes around.. säger:
ok, u have my word.
tuld || what goes around comes around.. säger:
what counts as "rich", btw?
Ian säger:
thierry henry!
tuld || what goes around comes around.. säger:
ok, then i seriously promise i'm gonna buy the car & the bar when we get married.
Ian säger:
cool
tuld || what goes around comes around.. säger:
u have any ideas bout how i'm gonna get him divorced?
Ian säger:
yeah kill her
tuld || what goes around comes around.. säger:
nothin else?
Ian säger:
yeah pretend u tried to help save her wen he turns up an straight away he gon luv ya 4 that then u b shoulder to cry on an b4 u know it u b in bed an then its a doddle!
Ian säger:
in fact its so easy i may try it wiv ashley cole so i can av his wife!
tuld || what goes around comes around.. säger:
ur brilliant, u know that?
Ian säger:
yeah i get told quite a lot but it never gets borin!

ian lewis kläckte nöten, som carru skulle sagt. since there's not much morale left in my body, i'm gonna go for it.

är det inte jävligt märkligt att jag antagligen har 52 gånger mer dåligt samvete än den som borde ha det? dags att fly landet igen. oh ja.